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Khamis, Mei 14, 2009

How to Recruit The Right Person?

Pagi2 check email, mataku tertancap pada email ini.. what say you? ha ha ha..


How?
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1) Put about 100 bricks in some particular order in a closed room with an Open window.

2) Then send 2 or 3 candidates in The room and close the door.

3) Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours and then analyze the situation.


The Result & Solution
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If they are counting the Bricks.
Put them in the accounts Department .

If they are recounting them..
Put them in auditing ..

If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks.
Put them in engineering .

If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order.
Put them in planning .

If they are throwing the bricks at each other.
Put them in operations .

If they are sleeping.
Put them in security .

If they have broken the bricks into pieces.
Put them in information Technology .

If they are sitting idle.
Put them in human resources .

If they say they have tried different combinations, yet not a brick has been moved.
Put them in sales.

If they have already left for the day.
Put them in marketing .

If they are staring out of the Window.
Put them on strategic Planning.

And then last but not least.
If they are talking to each other and not a single brick has been moved...

Congratulate them and put them in Top Management :P

11 ulasan:

Zuhaini berkata...

haha.. betul! tepat sekali.. :) hehe..

Mrs Noba berkata...

hmmmm...keh keh!
gelak aku baca benda alah ni.

ar.nie berkata...

I believe, I would be in the "Top Management" group (perahsan!)... kehkehkeh...

knv berkata...

ouch!

the last paras hurts!!!

:P

madamoiselleczar berkata...

hiks....i reserved my comment! :p

Sayang.Ibu berkata...

i will be sitting beside Ar.nie, in the Top Mgt groupp...kihkihkihhhh

Hana berkata...

interesting! shd copy and fwd to my boss.

mintak permission copy yer tuan rumah.

mimielola berkata...

Good one babe, good one. Kah kah kah!

CY berkata...

cik Zuhaini,
which one is you? ha ha ha..

MN,
lagu itukah engineer bikin?

cik arnie,
i believe many of us, do :P

k Ana,
alah.. talking means, meeting sokmo.. ha ha ha ha..

Za,
nyampah I. dah la lama tak nampak kau.. blog kau pun dah tumbuh lalang OK!

cik Intan,
dok la ramai2.. kekeke

cik Hana,
biar betul mu. kah kah kah.. amik la.. benda ni mmg dari email pun..

Ms L,
kecik ati aku bab orang IT tu tau..

kaezrin berkata...

the last part tuh mmg betul ajer kot.. :P

mommysarah berkata...

email nie pun haku simpan. memang betul n tepat n so sweet. aku tatau sweet datang mana, tapi aku rasa sweet jek. ngeeee